i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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