I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
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