Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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