Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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