therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
So stoned I forgot I was masturbating and went to go get a cookie.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
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