i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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