big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
well you can't waste a boner
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
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