like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
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