Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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