Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
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