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Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
I'm both gender and math confused
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