There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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