That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
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