Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
Thanks for stealing lime trees for me at 4:00 am. We're well on our way to having sustainable supplies for mojitos this summer.
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
Block me from your phone tonight…I need to get laid tonight. But you've been being a douchebag. So not by you. But I might call you. So block me.
WHY WOULD I COCK BLOCK MYSELF???
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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