Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
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