TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
it was like his penis was on wheels.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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