Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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