You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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