In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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