Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
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