You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
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