You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
Where are you guys?
Drunk
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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