dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
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