i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
It's blow job season.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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