I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
as a side note pls kill me
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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