then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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