Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
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