I must be too annoying 4 u.
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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