at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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