it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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