She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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