hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
my mom just served us mashed potatoes with an ice cream scoop. When I asked her why, she said she thought it would make dinner 'more fancy'...
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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