Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
I'm at about main and main street
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
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