Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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