How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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