I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
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