This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
You high fived me for banging your sister but lock me outta house bc I ate your pumpkin pie? Priorities bro
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
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