I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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