and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
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