Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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