I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
how was last night?
i woke up with my hand stuck in a jam jar with my keys in the bottom and a dog licking peanut butter off my boobs. you tell me.
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
Randomize
