I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
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