Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
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