Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
what is it with giant penises always finding me
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
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