well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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