I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
Randomize
