i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
youre lurking in front of me
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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