ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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