no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
I was dreaming of a parallel reality and in the dream I just looked up at my present self and was like "you're high, man"
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
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