grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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