some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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