This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
So my niece decided to play "lets make shapes out of your bruises" with me and told me that one of them looks like a shark bite. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
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