it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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