I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
Are my feet made of real feet?
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
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