Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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